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Chirp! This is my collection of Chirps! a patent pending micro-blog format that does not violate any copyright of a former bird themed social media site.

03/29/2026

Learning more about climate change, the world will not accept the level of authority and change that needs to happen nor are they ready to accept the reality of our inaction.


03/15/2026

I'm workshopping a new political theory called "just fucking kill the bastards" where instead of fighting your political opponents in the market place of ideas; you instead just fucking kill them. More testing needs to be conducted first.


03/15/2026

I would say that at least 40% of men are pedophiles.


03/07/2026

My reviews are getting too big. At this rate they will take up the entire screen.

But I have so much I want to say!


03/01/2026

Could you imagine Israeli Vault Tec?

"And for this vault, we filled it with 1000 child molesters"

"My god what a horrible experiment!"

"What experiment?"


02/26/2026

I am genuinely sad that there will be no more Smiling Friends. I might never smile again 😔😔😔


02/24/2026

I am very quickly loosing my faith in humanity. Is this really the world I have to live in?


02/20/2026

It would probably feel good as fuck to kick a gnome straight in its face.


02/20/2026

The foolish man believes he is intelligent because he understands the world

The wise man knows he is intelligent because he understands himself


02/17/2026

I believe in separating the art from the artist. Such as me; who's art sucks but I am a good person.