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05/09/2026

I just ran over my homunculus pulling out of the driveway and it smeared everywhere. Im so fucking pissed.

04/23/2026

I don't watch sports, but I am definitely not one of those people who say "sportsball". Please don't group me up with them.

04/15/2026

Getting food poisoning and causing a biological incident on the Northernlion Super Cruise >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

04/10/2026

Yeah I support the LGBT

Lets Go Bomb Tel-Aviv

04/10/2026

People who name their kids shit like Brayleigh or Jaxsyn need to be put in a gulag

03/15/2026

I'm workshopping a new political theory called "just fucking kill the bastards" where instead of fighting your political opponents in the market place of ideas; you instead just fucking kill them. More testing needs to be conducted first.

03/15/2026

I would say that at least 40% of men are pedophiles.

03/07/2026

My reviews are getting too big. At this rate they will take up the entire screen.

But I have so much I want to say!

03/01/2026

Could you imagine Israeli Vault Tec?

"And for this vault, we filled it with 1000 child molesters"

"My god what a horrible experiment!"

"What experiment?"

02/26/2026

I am genuinely sad that there will be no more Smiling Friends. I might never smile again 😔😔😔

02/24/2026

I am very quickly loosing my faith in humanity. Is this really the world I have to live in?

02/20/2026

It would probably feel good as fuck to kick a gnome straight in its face.

02/20/2026

The foolish man believes he is intelligent because he understands the world

The wise man knows he is intelligent because he understands himself

02/17/2026

I believe in separating the art from the artist. Such as me; who's art sucks but I am a good person.