Welcome Friend,

Hello, welcome to my website!

Here you can peruse many of my interests and the thoughts that occupy and terrorize my mind. This page is a work in progress, so please visit often to see the new updates.

Will this site ever be finished? Probably not, as I plan to change everything over time, becoming more professional and advanced; ultimately creating the most high-tech website in history to achieve my life long goal of world domination. Don't worry visitor. I plan to show mercy to those who have visited this very site!

Why a Toucan?

Because they are my favorite animal! They have a big beak and make funny clicky sounds, and they are birds; which are the beings who will inherit the Earth after humanity dies.

Changelog

3/29/2026

• added movies: One Battle After Another
• added Chirp

3/19/2026

• Added Music: Charm - Clairo

3/18/2026

• Added Movies: Frienship

3/16/2026

• Added Games: PEAK

3/15/2026

• Changed link button for IbiAbi and Craftbeetle
• Added Chirps

3/14/2026

• added Movies: Sound of Metal

3/7/2026

• added Games: Halo 4
• added Games: Halo 5 Guardians
• Reorded Halo Reach, 4, and 5 reviews so you can read them in order (they kinda continue off each other)
• added Chirps

3/5/2026

• added Games: Halo Reach
• added Music: The Romantic - Bruno Mars

3/1/2026

• added Chirps
• added TV: Smiling Friends

2/20/2026

• added Chirps
• added Music: Don't Tap the Glass - Tyler the Creator

2/12/2026

• added Books: The Handmaid's Tale
• added Music: Audioslave

2/6/2026

• added Games: Fallout 4
• added Games: Resident Evil Village
• added TV: Fallout season 2

2/2/2026

• added Movies: The Voice of Hind Rajab
• added Chirps! a micro-blog page

1/30/2026

• added Games: Blue Prince

1/26/2026

• added Movies: Whiplash

1/22/2026

• added Games: Civilization 6
• added Games: Civilization 7
• added TV: Stranger Things

1/9/2026

• added Games: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
• added Games: Resident Evil 7: Biohazard

1/3/2026

• added Games: Fallout New Vegas
• added Music: GNX - Kendrick Lamar
• added Music: Guts - Olivia Rodrigo

12/28/2025

• added Movies: Marty Supreme

12/22/2025

• added Food: Spaghetti Alla Connor

12/19/2025

• added TV: Fallout - Season 1
• added Games: Fallout 3

12/16/2025

• added Movies: Midsommar

12/7/2025

• rewrote Games: Halo 2 review
• added Games: Halo 3 review
• added Movies: Parasite review

12/1/2025

• added Books: Catch-22 review
• added Movies: Weapons review

11/22/2025

• website launch
• added homepage, about, links
• added Superman review
• added Halo CE and Halo 2 review
• added Breaking Bad review
• added Turkey Sandwhich
• added Toucannor art